Today I saw a Facebook post that made my heart go pitter-patter from someone I don’t know but wanted to. We have never met just have very interesting overlapping communities. (girl # 1) does not play well with creeps Girl # 2: No. Me: Full Disclosure: I am on the horn with (girl # 1) as we speak and sharing our convo.
“When I was a Senior in High School I wrote Congresswoman now Senator Tammy Baldwin who was the first open lesbian elected to the House and the first openly LGBT person in the Senate. Me: I was just told by a mutual friend to alert you to the fact I am not a creep Girl # 2: I gathered you aren’t a creep if you are friends with (girl # 1). She is the greatest–although a mite wack a doodle–not that I should be throwing stones from a glass house Girl # 2: I know who you are. That could be bad for me Girl # 2: I gathered you aren’t a creep if you are friends with (girl # 1, who I, being like a girl, I was keeping updated on the progression of the conversation with girl # 2 in real-time). I KNEW that you would love each other Girl # 2: She is my favorite Bakelite soul.
A latter stage of Long Game is to get the girl crossing the sexual rubicon before she meets you for the date. We’ve already drunk one glass each There’s some soft jazz music in the background the lights are dim Tell me what you are wearing Her: continue… I am wearing a dress..(should I start form dress or from underwear? You want to know what I see It makes you feel closer to me. Then licking up and down the length You look up at me, to check I like it I do 😀 You take great care and pride in your work. I appreciate that You don’t need to think about what you are doing.
You want to get all of the LMR out of the way, all of the hurdles cleared, before you meet again. 🙂 0 Me: Your dress will be coming off quite quickly, so start with that Her: ok.. But also, it makes you feel more sexy I grab both of your arms.
I’m talking about the update that allows Direct Messaging (DM) without having to send a picture first (I think this went into effect September 2015).
Most of the Instagram game advice that exists today is outdated and tells you to comment on her pictures, follow her, or send her a picture or meme as the first message (because back then you had to).
Big man like me with a beard, look how am I scared? Out here like the Roll Deep song, man I'm tryna put my Co-Ds on I do not know this don, where do you know me from?
Man are not real like that Real talk, man'll get killed like that Man'll talk wrecked or man'll get caught in the flesh Look, man I don't bill like that We all know you're a good child So pull up your jeans Get off the street and go do your mum proud Go get a job and don't come out your house, mug Look I don't rate them boys Bare wasteman, bare pagan boys I come to your team and I fuck shit up I'm David Moyes Look, I'm a lord of the mic And I ain't been Lord of the Mics Can't chat about bars, can't chat about flow Cuh man've done all of that hype, what? Where do you know me from, w-where do you know me from?
“My friend and I just made a bet and we want you to settle it. ” I’d just read some pick-up advice that told me to approach girls in bars with that question. They even began debating each other and trying to argue their viewpoints playfully to me.
Girl # 1: Tell her that I say “howdy, lovely.” Girl # 2: Hey Nate, I am good friends with (girl # 1), hung out for years in the Red Fox in Phnom Penh, and (a journalist mutual friend) used to steal my joints.
Girl # 1: (Naming Girl # 1) – I told Nate that the 3 of us have to have cocktails when you’re in town.